The Secret Santa Who Was Too Secret

Once there was a secret Santa* who was so secret no one knew about him or even if he was. This was a real bummer for that Santa because he really wanted to give out presents. They were really nice presents too. A box made of boxes. An extremely polite and tidy badger. A sword made of chocolate and almonds. A sword made of pickled beets. I could go on and on.

Moral: I could go on and on, but won’t.

* Santa Flues, natch.

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