will the caftan be televised?

(or should I say yurt?)
once we (the two(?) parts of me) got together, hatched a plan and sprung forth out of the brain. (adeena at delphia or some apollonistickal… are we thinking of?) fullybrained, like a wonderchicken.
there’s no ulcer like the forebrain, or cancelling all the cannibalistic tendencies and pernastities.

so, ahoy, gulliver! i’m in a world where springs of fulsome tragedians are um hitting their bladders with sticks. or i’m sorry: so to speak, some other striking their bladders for them (inflated bladders don’cha). so if i’m remembering: Laputans. (not lilliputians you saucy clavichords! i actually read the whole d*** book!)

who can speak without a bladderstriker and whatsit to you if they don’t?

3 thoughts on “will the caftan be televised?”

  1. Yurts? Cannibalistic tendencies? What have I done that you have summoned me from my tiny two-brained wedgie?

  2. oooooooooh. just thinking about all those spoonfuls of jell-o (there’s ALWAYS room fer it)
    makes my slathering lips go yappayappayappa.

    so, bessagain = cannibalistic televised yurt dweller?

    i’m thinking of all the books i’ve read and where they all went to and what a giant vasty maw that brain of mine is. (this is not a positive thing as some might say to a person) some kind of tilling, springtime thing needs to be planted to sproutforth utterly.

    just worrying that old saw back and forth, making that lefthanded spiralsong blend the sky.

  3. Well, I did once eat a PETA member for squub. And i just have this thing about yurts. Just the word “Yurt” makes me go bananas. I’d like to open a Yogi’s Yogurt Yurt, someday when all my bananas have been peeled. (Ew, the Freudian imagery.) I tried to convince a friend to live in a yurt in my back yard and be the town shaman. I wanted him to have two flaming goat’s heads on sticks by the front door and throw excrement at passers by whilst declaiming their destinies. That would have been so cool, but he declined.

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