oh my lordy

“**the life that the lightning of the quickening that
the flight body or murder of storage go being forgotten was abandoned and
was combine the DNA=channel of the morgue that run to the annihilation
spectrum of the sky overthrows the dimension****cadaver converts in war
inside****as for the pierrot of your suffocation play, the war of the plane
geometry that transplants your birth that is alive to the tears of the
horizon is disturbing the cell system of units of the digital image
life boundary nonexistent existence to reached cause imp near death brain to
pleasure of thorn grow able to X”

Evil Diebold voting machines

I don’t know if you’ve heard about this, but it seems increasingly likely that Diebold, the manufacturer of electronic voting machines, has been playing fast and loose with the software on those machines.

This is strongly supported by Diebold’s own internal memos and communiques found here. What is the company’s response? Why, to sue the people hosting aforementioed communiques under the DMCA (Digital Millienium Copyrigh Act, if I’m remembering correctly) as though these memos were COPYRIGHTED material. BLECH!

UPDATE:
A related article.

Words that make me like to weeping

I just finished reading the play Death’s Jest-Book by Thomas Lovell Beddoes. The language in this thing is stunning, though the play is a bit oblique, with characters often doing things for no discernible reason at all. Actually, that seems to be one of the major themes of the play: the inability to really KNOW another person and accurately predict what they will do.

The damn(ed) thing is in the public domain and you can actually read most of it here: happy public domain copy online. (To read additional acts simply change the number in the address after “jestbook” but before “html” to 2 or 3.)

Any play which begins this way:

Mandr. Am I a man of gingerbread that you should mould me to your liking? To have my way, in spite of your tongue and reason’s teeth, tastes better than Hungary wine; and my heart beats in a honey-pot now I reject you and all sober sense: so tell my master, the doctor, he must seek another zany for his booth, a new wise merry Andrew. My jests are cracked, my coxcomb fallen, my bauble confiscated, my cap decapitated. Toll the bell; for oh! for oh! Jack Pudding is no more!

Joan. Wilt thou away from me then, sweet Mandrake? Wilt thou not marry me?

Mandr. Child, my studies must first be ended. Thou knowest I hunger after wisdom, as the red sea after ghosts: therefore will I travel awhile.

Joan. Whither, dainty Homunculus?

Mandr. Whither should a student in the black arts, a journeyman magician, a Rosicrucian? Where is our country? You heard the herald this morning thrice invite all christian folk to follow the brave knight, Sir Wolfram, to the shores of Egypt, and there help to free from bondage his noble fellow in arms, Duke Melveric, whom, on a pilgrimage to the Holy Sepulchre, wild pagans captured. There, Joan, in that Sphynx land found Raimund Lully those splinters of the philosopher’s stone with which he made English Edward’s gold. There dwell hoary magicians, who have given up their trade and live sociably as crocodiles on the banks of the Nile. There can one chat with mummies in a pyramid, and breakfast on basilisk’s eggs. Thither then, Homonculus Mandrake, son of the great Paracelsus; languish no more in the ignorance, and weigh anchor for Egypt.

has me all atwitter. But then I have a crazed obsession with bizarre and madcap language…

feeling that feverish crawling

sloughing here in the chair away, remembering the last sleepless night (or whenever) and feeling the ramparts of my body tumbling away to illness. where are those noble defenders now? the cratchy bastinadoes who will through the old hooks down?

what is this capering fraying? and where and whence and whither? wither… but not so, her, who languishes alone in that soft garret. (well and but who can keep the old food down, these days? who else spends the night hearing that old food come back up? or is it i alone who kept that sad watch?) so, in spite of my wayward, um, or to be sure. {here i shake my head: the focus has gone all away} my spine is a thin column of platters balanced on sticks. balanced, i should say, by a mountebank of questionable (or zany, rather, than mounteb) character. watch those plate glass tumble.

oh, good humour man! where have you put my good humours? for i am all atwitter with bile and scowl. (hello, belly? why are you so unhappy? why are YOU all awry? do i not feed you as well as can be expected? as well as i am able. to i not pastinado you with tasty (pasty?) treats!?)

it’s not so much a balancing between sickness and health, methinks, but a slow fall into some cracking place.