I do not to having understand your reference to strangely coloured falcons, or indeed do I not question their existence altogether. It is entirely ponderable that we've all squatted upon this dry hump in the middle and wondered where would from our next expulsion come.

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I would like to suggest that those not-scone be from this time forward dubbed stromboni. STROMBONI. Chocolate Chunk Stromboni. And I want one right now.