You... gah... b

b gah eerf faarggh.

Probably the part about "Now, I don't know if you, dear reader, even like THE LORD OF THE RINGS or if you liked the movies at all," wasn't applying to my very self, as it should probably be obvious that our paths of whateverness are significantly enough overlaid that it's virtually assured that I'm also a blithering fan of the book(s) and the films.

However, I am NOT an associate of any fancy people with fancy connections that get me into things whole weeks before they're supposed to be available for seeing, and so I'm still vibrating in my seat waiting for the 17th, and you're just. bah! Lucky man indeed. All I've been able to do is clear with my boss that myself and some other guys I work with are probably going to be absent for most of the day on the 17th so we can go to see the thing that day.

Oh, you.