Hey! There's a bump of thing about my thing there. I didn't even ever knew.

I grew up Catholic. If that has any bearing on this here sort of conversation in the wings that's not taking place about all this stuff. I have grandiose desires to see big, mystical things. Churches are cool places, and as a kid I had some pretty... mystical-kinda experiences in 'em (when I wasn't daydreaming about how some guy could come in and shoot the place up with a gun and I'd have to crawl under the pews and sneak behind him and beat him up to save the day.)

But it just turns out I always have to try to explain things, and I NEVER, EVER believe anything anyone tells me (at least in the capacity of "I once saw this thing..." kinda things.) So consequently I'm left in the difficult position of having to wait for God, ghosts, the Devil, vampires, the yeti, and/or the Lock Ness monster to come and say hi to me. In the meantime I just have to put them all in the "Not enough data" column.

Thanks for the link.