SPOONS!

Your commentforks are all in a bungle, or, I mean, the number down there tells me 1 when I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT 2!!! Can you believe? I am swearing on my swine!

I thought as much, though, that I: SAID A THING!!!. It is so utterly unrepenting and not related but SPOON BENDING. Can you believe that, either?

<UY!!!!!