Monthly Archives: November 2010

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-11-21

  • Max: look at me mom! I'm not holding on tight with no hands. #SMAtuS #
  • @HillaryJacques the third negative is only implied. in reply to HillaryJacques #
  • NEW AVENGERS: SIEGE by Brian Michael Bendis: I can't say I had much idea what was going on, but it was pretty entertaining nonetheless. #
  • UZUMAKI v2&3 by Junji Ito: Not as horrifying as the first, but still. You'll never look at a cinnamon roll the same way! Also, snails. #
  • A LANGUAGE OF NON-VIOLENT COMMUNICATION by M. Rosenberg: It's not all fun and games over here, readingwise. I found it worthwhile. #
  • THE UNWRITTEN v2: INSIDE MAN by Mike Cary: A la Nazis, well-played Mr. Carey, well-played indeed. Loved the rabbit. #
  • Max: Norman (our car) doesn't take a nap because it has no eyeballs, no mouth, no nose, no claws… #SMAtuS #
  • Just got my copy of SUPER by Aaron Dietz! Sweet! (If you want your own copy, find out where to get one here: http://bit.ly/aYz9qs) #
  • Tonight, Max told me a story of a mean mountain (blue?) that he won over through his "stinky smell". Then he was nice. #SMAtuS #
  • Max: People that have no bones can't walk. I have bones so I can walk. I can also crawl. I can crawl many different ways. #SMAtuS #
  • LOLITA by Vladimir Nabokov: Ridiculous, revolting, harrowing, but with moments of startling beauty. Like finding butterflies in the trash. #
  • THE ORANGE EATS CREEPS by Grace Krilanovich: A ten-story prose poem. Well-nigh indescribable. Like waking from a dream. Also, vampires. #
  • Max found a leaf on the sidewalk this morning and named it "Leafa Blakeney". A girl. #SMAtuS #
  • Alice stole some kid's chocolate milk; drank it. Probably made them cry. #SMAtuS #
  • @MarsGirl75 Nah. The chocolate milk was child's play. (ho ho ho) No Malice required. in reply to MarsGirl75 #
  • Max's nails are wicked long, apparently. And no, I didn't get him "press ons". #SMAtuS #
  • KILL THE DEAD by Richard Kadrey: Sandman Slim 2. Zombies, vampires, magical hoodoo. Read it up, yum. Stands alone, but read #1 first. #
  • BEHEMOTH by Scott Westerfeld: LEVIATHAN #2 Liked it better than the first: Istanbul! (@scottblanc, I think H would like this series.) #
  • Paris Review – The Art of Fiction No. 40, Vladimir Nabokov http://instapaper.com/z93su8w1k // Perfect follow up to LOLITA. #
  • Max and Alice were sharing juice in the car. After getting it back, Max: "Oh my. She drank a lot of it…" #SMAtuS #
  • Alice wanted to see a salmon in the stream. She said, "dat!" pointed, and then fell in the mud. Covered in mud, head to toe. #SMAtuS #
  • Anytime I want my mind blown, I simply visit: http://www.wolframalpha.com/gallery.html #
  • @dloitz I wasn't there. I think she was pretty upset about it at the time, so even if I had been there with a camera…. in reply to dloitz #
  • @dloitz She wants to be a part of things so much. I think you'd be amazed at how much she's changed since you were here! in reply to dloitz #
  • When Sarah and Alice got home, Alice said, "No dadda?" and walked all around the apartment. Twice. Looking for cookies, probably. #SMAtuS #
  • @HillaryJacques I've heard tell of parents who named their kid Kiddo. Poor guy. in reply to HillaryJacques #
  • LIFE, INC by Douglas Rushkoff: Just started. It's interesting to read Rushkoff's evolution of thought over time. #fridayreads #
  • Some things you should know about the TSA: http://blog.izs.me/post/1591805056/tsa-success-story #
  • Alice's lunch: Thai leftovers incl. CALAMARI, green beans, rice, rice noodles, PB&H sandwich, orange, prune, graham crcker, milk. #SMAtuS #
  • @HillaryJacques I didnt make the lunch… The magic H ingredient is honey. in reply to HillaryJacques #
  • @HillaryJacques At least you weren't punching yourself in the face WHILE watching it… #coldcomfort in reply to HillaryJacques #
  • @HillaryJacques Waaaait. Do you have personal experience here? in reply to HillaryJacques #

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A Max Dialogue

Scene: The Car, Norman

From the back seat, Max : I need to tell you something.

Mom: What?

Max: Cars don’t wear clothes.

Mom: That’s right.

Max: If they did wear clothes they couldn’t go over the wheels.

Mom : Yup.

Max: I need to tell you something.

Mom: Yes?

Max: Buses don’t wear clothes. If they did they would be very very long clothes. And where would they shop if they did wear clothes?

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